Anwar and Tokong Lim enter a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, Anwar stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, Anwar said to Tokong Lim "Yo! Tokong, I'm the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me, can beat that!"
Tokong Lim replied: "You wanna see something better, let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing" So they went to the counter and Tokong Lim said to the shop boy: "Do you wanna see magic?" Shop boy replied: "Yes."
Tokong Lim said: "Give me one chocolate bar." The shop boy gave him one, and he ate it. He asked for the second, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too. The shop boy asked: "But where's the magic?"
Tokong Lim replied: "Check in my friend Anwar's pockets, and you'll find them." You just cannot beat that Tokong!!!